That thing looks hideous!  Like a fried roadkill horned toad.

And, don’t forget, he comes from a good family.

There is no other candidate who is remotely palatable to moderates, i.e. to swing voters. You shit all over Biden, you tank the election. People must really prefer another four years of trump over a guy who isn’t the perfect left wing specimen.

Here’s the trump administration in action, defending humanity.

You mean even with the U.S. federal government willing to foot the bill, nobody is interested in building a bunch of trump towers in Israel and Palestine?

I absolutely love AOC. She is the real deal and I hope she takes over the democrat party one day.

Is it too much to ask that he blow his brains out, Fuhrer-style, before his enemies get to him?

This shows why trump’s lawyers would never, ever let him talk to investigators.

Goldman Sachs, STILL a vampire squid latched onto the face of humanity....

Thank goodness. For a brief, terrifying minute I was afraid the orange idiot’s perverted “Style” might have actually won him a round of international diplomacy.

I’m not afraid of flying, I’m afraid of plummeting 35,00o feet to my death.  That usually doesn’t happen when my car breaks down.

No, don’t go after Rudy!  He’s a relatively harmless, amusing sideshow to this whole obscene parade and it’ll diminish the value of future investigations.  Kinda like when trump throws around his empty threats about investigations, wars, etc. etc.  Don’t be like trump.

They should let the Secret Service stay there so they don’t have to keep putting money out of pocket (which is ridiculous). 

How is it that Deutsche Bank is allowed to do business in the US with this kind of track record?  They’re worse than an Iranian bank!

*sigh*, if only ball cancer was contagious and transferable through my wishes....

Can you blame the guy for being a little off his game?  He’s got Mideast peace and overhauling the whole federal government on his plate!  Give him a break, will ya?

That idiot’s wearing loafers. Does he not know how to tie his shoe laces or something?

Fuck your wall, fuck your lost money (and I do hope this loss comes back to bite you in the ass in some unrecoverable way), and fuck your hateful, terrified, tiny useless minds.

A war among republicans where even the winner loses - what’s the catch?

I would have thought it was perfectly obvious that you don’t need to wash the chicken just before you’re about to cook the ever-loving shit out of it.  Chicken sushi is another matter, definitely you want to rinse it in a rice wine bath prior to preparation.