How about you save the lime and salt, or the grapefruit, or the cinnamon, for lowgrade rotgut tequila and drink the good stuff with nothing more than a glass?  And don’t shoot it for fuck’s sake sip it like a grownup!

Good news, but how do we know the people he scammed can’t take the loss? That they are going hungry, or getting sick with no way to pay for it because of Bossie’s con? That’s the difference between good news and Great News!

Democrats who voted to confirm Barr, why dont’cha throw yourselves out a fifth-story window and we’ll call it even?

Thoughts and Prayers is charitable. All I can say is ‘I hope you die, you bastards’.

My thoughts exactly.  Nothing says ‘British Tank’ quite like olive drab and the white star, right?

It’s about time we had a ruler with a cashew-sized brain.  The big orange dummy has one about the size of this period.

Avenatti would still be a fine president, maybe even a great one. There is no longer any bar high enough to rule him, or anyone else, out.

It’s good to know that tRump and his asshole kids and his asshole organization are never coming out of this grinder, that they are not strong enough to survive this. I predict (check that, I KNOW) that five years hence, first hooker Melanie will be hooked up with another sugar daddy and the rest of this rancid…

Ingraham, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.  How’s that?

Yeah, that was me.  I was in Jersey City at the time, too!

Are you coloring his face a’la the many Jon Gruden shades of red?

Vindictiveness, yes...that is a more believable motive than this being a transparent ploy to cut a better deal with Congress/DoJ/whomever.

It is kinda adorable how primitive Cohen’s mind is. “Oooo, I’m gonna game the system SO HARD by revealing this ace up my sleeve at the last minute!”

There is nothing - absolutely nothing - that a person could do to disqualify herself/himself from the presidency after the obscene charade of the past two ana half years.

Wow, did she get owned there!  I’d be hanging my head in shame if I were her.  Then again, I might be immune to shame if I were her.

There’s just something so damn compelling about the bar in The Shining - makes you wanna sell your soul for a glass of beer....

Kinda looks like the big orange dummy doesn’t he?

Every time this Damien Thorn wannabe opens his mouth, I swear all I can hear is mice or bats squeaking.

Fire the coaches and the administrators. Fine the schools and the guy behind it. Most importantly, take away the fraudulent degrees from the little darlings. With a full refund, adjusted for inflation.  If they want the degree that bad, make them go back and get it the right way.

Ha! Did you all really think you could get rid of the good old, dependable and simple horse that quickly? Who’s laughing now, huh?