Keep in mind that there should now be a line in the budget to allocate some funds to tRump’s BFF, Cindy Yang, a.k.a. the Handjob Queen of Jupiter.  If that isn’t Space Force I don’t know what is.

Carlson, the only opinions that matter are those of your sponsors who can’t get away from you fast enough.

Tough break there, Paulie Wheels. At least you get to keep toolin’ round in that sweet ride while you are being reformed, LOL. Perhaps Melanie will stitch you a nice ostrich cushion as a thank-you gift.

That’s not a pimple, that’s a cannibalized twin.

Did anybody really think this is needed? Are the barriers to entry on the internet so high that these megamarts have to go?

Why not? That would be extra obnoxious.

Oh please lock them in a room with a splintered pool cue, like the Joker did to Gambol’s henchmen!

Fucking brilliant. There are no cages, those cages are not the same as cages, and they are larger than dog cages.  This is what criminal mismanagement and incompetence look like.

I do hope they never, ever let this fucktard out of the barrel. Maybe bury him under a plastic headstone with nothing but a giant “T” on it.

Momo meow!!!

Sounds like a worthy successor to Dianetics.

I do hope he totally loses his mind on the stand and blabs all kinds of incriminating shit. He seems too stupid and full of himself to behave otherwise.

I can haz treetee?

They’ll be scraping KFC and diet coke off the walls of Air Force One for the next five years.

Unless there’s documentary evidence to go along with these claims, no matter how true (and I’m sure they are true), it is all just more bullshit. This outrage, rinse and repeat routine is getting really old.

Holy f**cking shit. First his fingers, and now his toes, they’re like little bitty Thor’s hammers.

I think Tony Millionaire said it best in one of his little side comics.

I like the idea of them being eaten by swimming feral pigs.

Our task will be to figure out how to make tRumpmerica pay the bill for the repairs.

Tell that to a certain orange-tinted jackass who guzzles a dozen of them a day. Why do the assholes tend to live so long?