I can hear Lilith saying something like that to Frasier.

Cut-rate meat slinger .... now there’s a phrase you don’t hear nearly enough.

I’m all for killing invasive species like snakeheads, asian carp or pythons in the Everglades.  But how many innocent fish are about to die because some drunken yahoos can’t tell the difference between a snakehead and something indigenous and protected?

Why is trump going to win this war? Because he and his people really want to win, the Democrats are not even half-heartedly trying to win and far too many people absolutely don’t give a shit one way or the other.

Good God these people have no imagination.  Nero, Marie Antoinette and Hitler.  Let’s hear some pros do a play-by-play on a poor man’s despot.

Nope. I’m not pleased at all; he isn’t dead or stroking out. 

It’s the frozen strawberries all over again.  trump is laying out with GEOMETRIC PRECISION all the ways the liberal media is trying to undermine him!

The meltdown didn’t have a ritual murder-suicide at the end, so no - sadly it didn’t have everything.

So where does one get an authentic old school märzen these days? Are the original six still doing that, or did they change their brews as time went by?

Apparently the cognoscenti prefer someone a thousand times worse than Biden because Biden is just “a little condescending”.

Darn.  I was really hoping for terminal liver cancer.

That’s a fair point which I will have to consider. So what can I call him instead? I need a term which describes his willful and dangerous stupidity in the most pejorative way, without unfairly tainting a group of innocent people.

I refer to donald trump as a retard practically every time I write something about him, and every time I talk to somebody about him. Every. Single. Time. Because he is a retard. Actually, he’s more like a fucktard than a retard but both make the point.  I would never use the word on a person with an actual mental…

There’s an equal chance that this is just trump wanting to be a jerk and do jerk things, as there is that he would stoop to any level for validation.

Hey Whataburger, is a fried mouse a sandwich?

All that facelift money was totally wasted on Jones.

France has to do what France has to do.  But if it doesn’t result in an arrest warrant for trump I’m not interested.

Honestly Deion’s bust looks more like Eugene Parker, the guy he was standing next to.

She’s so fine, there’s no telling where the money went.

Not at all, but that’s what he taught trump anyway.