Dont’cha think it would be a laugh riot if the cops topped off the routine by shooting one of those guns with a ‘Bang!’ flag sticking out the barrel - except the flag would read ‘Great Job!’

He forgot to tell them they knew what they were signing up for.

Hey Mark Meadows, is a hot dog a sandwich?

The idea here is that if you work in a restaurant, you’re making plenty because you’re not worth that much to begin with.  Bunch of condescending fucks.

So THAT’S how the French won the war!

Your headline scared the crap out of me.  I thought he died.

That thing looks hideous!  Like a fried roadkill horned toad.

And, don’t forget, he comes from a good family.

There is no other candidate who is remotely palatable to moderates, i.e. to swing voters. You shit all over Biden, you tank the election. People must really prefer another four years of trump over a guy who isn’t the perfect left wing specimen.

Here’s the trump administration in action, defending humanity.

You mean even with the U.S. federal government willing to foot the bill, nobody is interested in building a bunch of trump towers in Israel and Palestine?

I absolutely love AOC. She is the real deal and I hope she takes over the democrat party one day.

Is it too much to ask that he blow his brains out, Fuhrer-style, before his enemies get to him?

This shows why trump’s lawyers would never, ever let him talk to investigators.

Goldman Sachs, STILL a vampire squid latched onto the face of humanity....

Thank goodness. For a brief, terrifying minute I was afraid the orange idiot’s perverted “Style” might have actually won him a round of international diplomacy.

I’m not afraid of flying, I’m afraid of plummeting 35,00o feet to my death.  That usually doesn’t happen when my car breaks down.

No, don’t go after Rudy!  He’s a relatively harmless, amusing sideshow to this whole obscene parade and it’ll diminish the value of future investigations.  Kinda like when trump throws around his empty threats about investigations, wars, etc. etc.  Don’t be like trump.

They should let the Secret Service stay there so they don’t have to keep putting money out of pocket (which is ridiculous). 

How is it that Deutsche Bank is allowed to do business in the US with this kind of track record?  They’re worse than an Iranian bank!