*sigh*, if only ball cancer was contagious and transferable through my wishes....

Can you blame the guy for being a little off his game?  He’s got Mideast peace and overhauling the whole federal government on his plate!  Give him a break, will ya?

That idiot’s wearing loafers. Does he not know how to tie his shoe laces or something?

Fuck your wall, fuck your lost money (and I do hope this loss comes back to bite you in the ass in some unrecoverable way), and fuck your hateful, terrified, tiny useless minds.

A war among republicans where even the winner loses - what’s the catch?

I would have thought it was perfectly obvious that you don’t need to wash the chicken just before you’re about to cook the ever-loving shit out of it.  Chicken sushi is another matter, definitely you want to rinse it in a rice wine bath prior to preparation.

How about you save the lime and salt, or the grapefruit, or the cinnamon, for lowgrade rotgut tequila and drink the good stuff with nothing more than a glass?  And don’t shoot it for fuck’s sake sip it like a grownup!

Good news, but how do we know the people he scammed can’t take the loss? That they are going hungry, or getting sick with no way to pay for it because of Bossie’s con? That’s the difference between good news and Great News!

Democrats who voted to confirm Barr, why dont’cha throw yourselves out a fifth-story window and we’ll call it even?

Thoughts and Prayers is charitable. All I can say is ‘I hope you die, you bastards’.

My thoughts exactly.  Nothing says ‘British Tank’ quite like olive drab and the white star, right?

It’s about time we had a ruler with a cashew-sized brain.  The big orange dummy has one about the size of this period.

Avenatti would still be a fine president, maybe even a great one. There is no longer any bar high enough to rule him, or anyone else, out.

It’s good to know that tRump and his asshole kids and his asshole organization are never coming out of this grinder, that they are not strong enough to survive this. I predict (check that, I KNOW) that five years hence, first hooker Melanie will be hooked up with another sugar daddy and the rest of this rancid…

Ingraham, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.  How’s that?

Yeah, that was me.  I was in Jersey City at the time, too!

Are you coloring his face a’la the many Jon Gruden shades of red?

Vindictiveness, yes...that is a more believable motive than this being a transparent ploy to cut a better deal with Congress/DoJ/whomever.

It is kinda adorable how primitive Cohen’s mind is. “Oooo, I’m gonna game the system SO HARD by revealing this ace up my sleeve at the last minute!”

There is nothing - absolutely nothing - that a person could do to disqualify herself/himself from the presidency after the obscene charade of the past two ana half years.