Wow, did she get owned there!  I’d be hanging my head in shame if I were her.  Then again, I might be immune to shame if I were her.

There’s just something so damn compelling about the bar in The Shining - makes you wanna sell your soul for a glass of beer....

Kinda looks like the big orange dummy doesn’t he?

Every time this Damien Thorn wannabe opens his mouth, I swear all I can hear is mice or bats squeaking.

Fire the coaches and the administrators. Fine the schools and the guy behind it. Most importantly, take away the fraudulent degrees from the little darlings. With a full refund, adjusted for inflation.  If they want the degree that bad, make them go back and get it the right way.

Ha! Did you all really think you could get rid of the good old, dependable and simple horse that quickly? Who’s laughing now, huh?

Keep in mind that there should now be a line in the budget to allocate some funds to tRump’s BFF, Cindy Yang, a.k.a. the Handjob Queen of Jupiter.  If that isn’t Space Force I don’t know what is.

Carlson, the only opinions that matter are those of your sponsors who can’t get away from you fast enough.

Tough break there, Paulie Wheels. At least you get to keep toolin’ round in that sweet ride while you are being reformed, LOL. Perhaps Melanie will stitch you a nice ostrich cushion as a thank-you gift.

That’s not a pimple, that’s a cannibalized twin.

Did anybody really think this is needed? Are the barriers to entry on the internet so high that these megamarts have to go?

Why not? That would be extra obnoxious.

Oh please lock them in a room with a splintered pool cue, like the Joker did to Gambol’s henchmen!

Fucking brilliant. There are no cages, those cages are not the same as cages, and they are larger than dog cages.  This is what criminal mismanagement and incompetence look like.

I do hope they never, ever let this fucktard out of the barrel. Maybe bury him under a plastic headstone with nothing but a giant “T” on it.

Momo meow!!!

Sounds like a worthy successor to Dianetics.

I do hope he totally loses his mind on the stand and blabs all kinds of incriminating shit. He seems too stupid and full of himself to behave otherwise.

I can haz treetee?

They’ll be scraping KFC and diet coke off the walls of Air Force One for the next five years.