Unless there’s documentary evidence to go along with these claims, no matter how true (and I’m sure they are true), it is all just more bullshit. This outrage, rinse and repeat routine is getting really old.

Holy f**cking shit. First his fingers, and now his toes, they’re like little bitty Thor’s hammers.

I think Tony Millionaire said it best in one of his little side comics.

I like the idea of them being eaten by swimming feral pigs.

Our task will be to figure out how to make tRumpmerica pay the bill for the repairs.

Tell that to a certain orange-tinted jackass who guzzles a dozen of them a day. Why do the assholes tend to live so long?

Egermency!  Everybody to get from street!

Jaws, The Shining, Caddyshack..pretty conventional stuff.

The exact opposite of brave, I’d say.

Not even for $25.

Gospel truth here, I would not eat at Chipotle for fifty grand. For a hundred grand, I’d flip a coin first.

Thanks for explaining the evolution of this very curious conflict. On the surface, I could not imagine why any group of perverts would seek conflict with another group of perverts. Perverts want to consummate their perversion above all, not fight for fighting’s sake.

Real-life Mayor McCheese..that’s hilarious!

So does that mean South Dakota is in the south?

Is there some kind of law that government agencies have to respond politely, or respond at all, to whatever the president says? If you or I spouted out a rambling stream of gibberish like that we’d be laughed off the stage - rudely and rightfully so.  Instead we have a bunch mid-level flunkies scrambling around…

How sad. Hey right wing fucktards, what’s the solution to all that ails ya?  A gun with one bullet.

Just because Ryan is a complete jerk who deserves the very worst in life, does not mean I have gained any appreciation for tRump. Like two scorpions in a jar, except that scorpions have some value in this world.

Thanks Canada, I cannot recall a time or incident where your hearts were not in the right place.

I vote for “We’re Through Being Cool” by Devo.

This motherfucker’s punchable face should go right to the top of the list. Right past Richard Spencer, and Martin Shkreli, and that motherfucker who put toothpaste in the Oreos last year.