No love for Southland Tales?

Nothing says “TRUMP” quite like a giant T carved in the middle of the forehead.

It’s even more of a tRumpian cluster fuck than that - the sanctions were last year.  Poster should’ve read “Sanctions Were Coming”, LOL

If you have enough length to tie it in a knot - do I really need to go on?

Every car ever made should be modeled after that design.

absolutely.

Joan Collins was so damn hot in that Tales From the Crypt segment!

Look at that beautiful piece of wall right there.  That’s 40 feet of Mexicans that ain’t getting in here, folks!

I don’t buy them, not because of the missing points but because they have an industrial taste and chalky texture. Not at all what I would expect a kiss to taste like.

I would so love to see Diamond Dave have a huge success on his hands with this stuff. He’s much more entertaining to me than Gwenyth Paltrow, and she makes a mint by flogging worse crap than this.

I can’t wait til Gruden and Peterman win the next six Super Bowls.

That is one badass move.  Hooray for old guys!

I guarantee you that every butterfly that ever lived had a more meaningful, more beneficial existence than the big orange dummy.

You have to admire W’s reflexes and coolness in that moment. If it were tRump up there, the shoe would have definitely hit him and he would have died of fright as a result.

The meanest Christmas gift I ever saw was when my wife’s boss got a case of Altoids mints from his wife. He really needed them, but still....

It looks like it’s trying to eat a Lexus but is choking on it.

I have seen shrimp scampi pizza in Jersey City.  It cost around fifty bucks for a large pie.

No big surprises here, rewards programs are there to track and control consumer behavior. What would be interesting to know is if casinos can use your card info to tighten up or loosen up whatever machine you’re playing. Emily lost three hundred bucks last time she played White Orchid? Give her back a hundred and…

I would be so happy if this funeral were all about tRump...

I WISH the funeral was all about tRump.