Joan Collins was so damn hot in that Tales From the Crypt segment!

Look at that beautiful piece of wall right there.  That’s 40 feet of Mexicans that ain’t getting in here, folks!

I don’t buy them, not because of the missing points but because they have an industrial taste and chalky texture. Not at all what I would expect a kiss to taste like.

I would so love to see Diamond Dave have a huge success on his hands with this stuff. He’s much more entertaining to me than Gwenyth Paltrow, and she makes a mint by flogging worse crap than this.

I can’t wait til Gruden and Peterman win the next six Super Bowls.

That is one badass move.  Hooray for old guys!

I guarantee you that every butterfly that ever lived had a more meaningful, more beneficial existence than the big orange dummy.

You have to admire W’s reflexes and coolness in that moment. If it were tRump up there, the shoe would have definitely hit him and he would have died of fright as a result.

The meanest Christmas gift I ever saw was when my wife’s boss got a case of Altoids mints from his wife. He really needed them, but still....

It looks like it’s trying to eat a Lexus but is choking on it.

I have seen shrimp scampi pizza in Jersey City.  It cost around fifty bucks for a large pie.

No big surprises here, rewards programs are there to track and control consumer behavior. What would be interesting to know is if casinos can use your card info to tighten up or loosen up whatever machine you’re playing. Emily lost three hundred bucks last time she played White Orchid? Give her back a hundred and…

I would be so happy if this funeral were all about tRump...

I WISH the funeral was all about tRump.

What have you got against Luc Longley anyway?  Was he some kind of insufferable asshole or something?

Savvy move. Hope he’s wise enough not to fuck up his legacy by trying the NFL.

Exactly. He’s trying to distance himself from himself!  I can’t wait for the tweets where he calls “President Trump” a weak liar, criminal con, etc.etc.

That kid is so damn cute!! I’m glad it wasn’t a human-tailored gene job.

Being named Curly, I am sad to tell you I only have one choice.

I know New Jersey is weird, having lived here for 20 years but I have never heard of a New Jersey Sloppy Joe. Much less a New Jersey Sloppy Joe that is a Reuben by any other name. This one takes the cake for ‘New Jersey, WTF’!