A friend of mine warned me not to watch Requiem for a Dream because it was so ‘emotionally devastating’. Part of me wants to watch it to see what’s so depressing of course, but I haven’t gotten around to it.

Good, I hope all Trump’s whole gang of lackeys, fellow grifters and sycophants are there when the war breaks out.

I have no doubt this is how this will play out: as soon as Kim goes away and is forgotten, Kelly whispers in Trump’s ear. Trump changes his mind and rescinds the pardon. Alice Johnson goes back to jail. Kim goes back to the White House to advocate for her again. Trump gets to stare at Kim’s ass again. Trump discovers…

If Two Scoops isn’t the living breathing definition of a cunt, I don’t know what is.

I mean, how hard could running a country be after his baptism on fire in the coffee shop wars?

And that is why that hand is now probably an ashtray sitting on some Uzbeki druglord’s desk.

Well, you are kinda saying that those peacocks are dismantling capitalism - it’s in the title. Just saying.

This headline and article are very misleading, and I wish you wouldn’t just parrot whatever CBS said. Their tweet made it seem like he made the ‘We’re gonna have a little bit of fun!’ comment specifically regarding his visit to the grieving family, which would be an atrocity. But the truth was not that at all. It was…

I see nothing wrong with calling a cunt a cunt, but the word fits the Donnies Jr. and Sr. far better than it does Ivanka. As usual, the Brits are masters of the insult and that’s how I think they would do it.

I guarantee if you dissect this guy’s brain you’ll find tumors in the pituitary gland or acromegaly or some such disorder.

Another enterprise goes down in flames and up in smoke soon after receiving the Trump blessing. There’s a pattern here somewhere.

He is a psychopath who was doing psychopath shit (exploiting his staff’s lower status for improper personal gain), and then pulled more psychopath shit when he go called out (wrapping himself in a self-pity cloak of alcoholism; calling on God for help).

This is what happens when you hang on whatever Trump just said or did as if it’s the real thing.

Seems an appropriate time to bring up the old German joke that “The ideal Nazi is tall like Himmler, slender like Goering and blond like Hitler”. I do wonder who’s who in our crowd of wannabe nazis...

Using his logic, it’s fair game to not sell your house to someone based on their political (Republican?) or religious (Evangelical?) orientation. Let’s see how well that flies.

Get a load of this two-pump Trump.

For some reason I keep hearing Yello doing “Oh Yeah” when I see that pic of Cohen.

No, Bill, don’t do it! Don’t give us a free pass, we’ll just figure out some other way to fuck everything up again.

Apparently it is not better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven.

I’m no fan of Betsy Devos, but that is a bullshit ticky-tack way of calling her out. Really, don’t we have some rather more important policy questions we could embarrass her with? Does it have to be something as petty as reciting the mission statement of the civil rights office? How about some of the very real civil…