Now I know who Anthony Lapaglia in going to play in the mini-series.

Hate to say it, but Rudy wins this round. The perception that Mueller’s shot clock runs out on Sept. 1 is now reality, plus he can now now point his finger at all the other media outlets who ran with this made-up story as evidence of the ‘FAKE NEWS’ machine in action.

Still waiting for the assault rifle asshole. I have no freakin idea what this asshole is going on about.

Just waiting for some asshole to say things are getting better, seein as he didn’t have an assault rifle.

The thing I like the most about President Trump is all the spinoffs he inspired - book after book by the likes of Hillary, Wolfe and Comey, getting to watch Omarosa’s triumphant return to reality TV, and of course the upcoming Spicer/O’Reilly buddy show on Newsmax! I’ve never had this many entertainment choices from…

I’m really hoping the summit doesn’t happen now. This idiot is going to end up signing away our entire arsenal to North Korea if he actually meets them.

I dunno, that email seems a bit too convenient. It reads like a child asking out loud “mommy, why is that man so fat?”

Great, lovely burn. Where’s the penalty? If somebody’s gonna give me all the free shit that Pruitt’s getting and all I have to do is get burned once in a while, I say please burn my ass!

And this is how it begins. Hopefully by the end of the year, if he hasn’t been impeached or assassinated, they’ll be calling for his head on a spike.

It’s pretty clear to me that half the country wants to go back to what we were just before the start of the 20th century: primarily WASP, provincial, ignorant of the world outside and in no hurry to learn about it.

In Slovenia, kidney rejects you!

I love the last line in Alien 3, a fading “Fuck You!” from the guy who resembles the main character in the Owner of a Lonely Heart video.

If only because there were no non-embarrassing performances in Southland Tales?

He wouldn’t dare. He needs a big bandwagon to dogpile onto before making a move.

Are we absolutely sure Pence isn’t really a grown-up Greg Marmalard?

Well, didn’t Hitler despise Himmler and Goering for all their behind-the-back machinations?

If you’ve lost the battle and the war and all the wars to come -

So if North Korea does everything we say, every North Korean gets a free semester at Trump U. Provided they build it first.

That’s Sid Haig in that elevator. More FAKE NEWS!

A toast to Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson!