Democrats: if you can’t figure out a way to make hay out of this, you’ve lost the battle and the war and all the wars to come.

I’m getting the sense that Suck’s blunder was to associate the payment with Trump’s decision making process at all.

That is some unique, amazing shit. Are they functional?

She added: “I think it’s pretty clear the Department of Justice opposed the merger, so the president or his administration hasn’t been influenced by any outside special interest...”

If you can’t find a reason to laugh a little bit when this happens to you, you’re already dead inside.

I’m sure if AT&T and Novartis could just shovel a TEENY few million more dollars on Junior here, they would get those make-or-break insights they are dreaming of. And best news, it’s just a rounding error to these behemoths! Ha Haaaa, capitalism baby!

You might enjoy reading The Devil’s Chessboard for more about just how warped and evil the Dulles boys were.

Also true. It blows my mind that before the war started the SS wouldn’t even take men with fillings in their teeth, but by the end of the war they were so desperate for men that they had units made up of foreigners like French, Belgian, Polish (!) and Croatian Muslims (!!)

My god what a moron. If he knew just a little about nazis then he would know their downfall was that they did, in fact, “keep fucking going!”long after that turned out to be a disastrous error. I’m actually glad that our nazis are this fucking dumb.

This is the same Paul Ryan who felt compelled to blurt out to the whole world that the Republican tax cut was saving some lady a whole $2.50 per paycheck. I’m surprised he’s not handing ‘em out one at a time.

Well, that shows how on the ball I am today. Thanks for the correction.

well, at least he didn’t try serving his host chocolate bon bons out of a yarmulke.

Not yet pathetic enough for me to start laughing at him, but we’re in the neighborhood.

Amen on the Old Grand Dad

I’m strictly a three-city man.

Oh definitely. you can’t begrudge him the genius that is Before They Make Me Run and Little T&A.

To be fair, I don’t think Ron Wood has been aware of anything since he joined the Stones in ‘75

any time you see that godawful thing is way before you were supposed to see it.

Points of order on this $400 million and the jets -

I definitely want to party with this guy now.