I picture him doing cocaine with Charlie Sheen and then having a Win-Off with badminton shuttlecocks that have been dipped in more cocaine. Each bat of a racket is accompanied by alternating shouts of “WINNING!” and “MCAFEE RULES” and “FUCK YEAH.” At the end of the game, they both fall off the dock into McAfee’s…

Hulk Hogan isn’t gonna pay himself.

The difference is that Zuckerberg would have likely inserted “for me” in between the “to” and “do” in that quote.

This article is a very poor attempt to make a very valid criticism.