These dang waffle makers, their fun the first day you make waffles, and a mess. After you've cleaned it, the thing usually gets shoved in the back of the cabinet and is slowly pushed back over the year. They're a pain the butt to clean. It's easier to stick to pancakes! It's either that or you've had an experience…

Don't hate on Danish Butter Cookies! They are awesome!

Any Sort of Cleaning Implement/Supply

Cost $1.00? These things are expensive as fuck, as far as cookies are concerned. AND I LOVE THEM!!!

....I don't even...I can't...

Norton Antivirus

Yiiiikes.

Something they already have
Or (even worse)
Something you got them before and you forgot


Obviously I can't include an image and obviously it's something you don't want to do, but as someone who has done both of these let me tell you, neither of you is coming out feeling good from this exchange. It's almost certainly…

one word: underpants

Religious items

"Merry Christmas honey, I just put you/myself/us both $60,000 into debt to get you this shiny new Lexus that's in the driveway waiting for you! Don't worry, I paid cash for the oversized ribbon on top. Love you!"

Generic Toiletry Gift Baskets from Bath Stores

one thing I do recommend getting name brand is floss. I ran out the other day and bought target floss. never again. the frugal in me says to use it and then next time just buy oral b, but seriously, don't do it.

BEST MECHANICAL KEYBOARD

Chlorine makes water safe, but it tastes bad. And for some, can cause heartburn and other annoyances.

Ah, one more.

Real men use a pressure washer. Doubles as a hand-held bidet.

This does seem bogus to me.

Yeah, my definition of night owl is nowhere near to 8am either.

Agreed. I was a little surprised as well.