You never had to.

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

Prediction: At some point this season, in the midst of a 30-point game streak that will dwarf anything MJ or Joe Dimaggio has ever done, Russell Westbrook will spontaneously combust live on television. He will posthumously be awarded MVP.

did you intentionally name only players who play for other countries?

(Actual thoughts)

You’re mixed up there; he writes about ghosts.

The North knows no Queen but the Queen in the North, whose name is Mormont:

Moon tea. Fuck that little embryonic shit.

sony: hey can you say fuck you to konami somehow

Thanks. I’m gonna go cry now about my missed opportunity to get it right the first time.

Me all this week: God I can’t wait to find out what the deal was with Arya, was she really Arya? Was it Jaquen testing the Waif? Was Arya actually laying a trap? Syrio Forel somehow (it is the season of ressurections!)? Whatever it is it’ll be great.

I really disliked the entire Arya plot (in this episode, and maybe in the series overall). All of that time, and she gained no skills (well, maybe slightly better at fighting in the dark), and apparently no knowledge. She’s the same as when she went into it. Arya got stabbled multiple times in the gut and seemed to…

I think if anyone has a real beef Conn Smythe-wise it’s Letang. He averaged almost 29 minutes a night while scoring points on a defense that, quite frankly, sucked aside from him and they won the cup allowing 23 shots a night during the finals.

Or Game 6 at home?

This is brutal dude. I’m all for having your own thoughts and reactions, but why not stop after the first paragraph where you link to your own comment on your own kinja page? Or, as has been suggested, take it to the o-deck? When your original comment is longer, and less in-depth than the article you are commenting…

You are a fucking psycho.

@cmdrfire: Much easier to read a headline and then post a comment than read the whole post. Who reads anymore anyway, that's pre-9/11 stuff.