You never had to.

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

Prediction: At some point this season, in the midst of a 30-point game streak that will dwarf anything MJ or Joe Dimaggio has ever done, Russell Westbrook will spontaneously combust live on television. He will posthumously be awarded MVP.

did you intentionally name only players who play for other countries?

(Actual thoughts)

sony: hey can you say fuck you to konami somehow

Thanks. I’m gonna go cry now about my missed opportunity to get it right the first time.

I think if anyone has a real beef Conn Smythe-wise it’s Letang. He averaged almost 29 minutes a night while scoring points on a defense that, quite frankly, sucked aside from him and they won the cup allowing 23 shots a night during the finals.

Or Game 6 at home?

I’m surprised nobody is talking about the moving in-game tributes each team payed to the passing of Muhammad Ali. The Warriors floated like a butterfly while the Cavs seemed to have died 48 hours earlier.

It’s funny how much shit Lebron is going to take when they lose this series even though no reasonable human expected them to win. JORDAN NEVER LOST A FINAL. Fuck you.

If he’d been a pediatrician instead of a basketball player, I wonder what we’d call him. Dr. Livingston, I presume.

Nice.

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

The 30-inch Zyla

WHO WANTS TO SEX BIYOMBO

@cmdrfire: Much easier to read a headline and then post a comment than read the whole post. Who reads anymore anyway, that's pre-9/11 stuff.