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You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Fuck that team. But really fuck the management of Team USA. Bunch of fucking fossils still living in the good ol’ days of clutch and grab neutral zone trap boring ass hockey. They hired a piece of shit for a coach along with too many players more than willing to elbo their opponents head and got a pile of shit on the

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

Thankfully I never make these mistakes.

Aww. Sad that the judge didn’t just tell Lindsay that she is NOT Kate Upton

Looks like a drunk Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wearing a Heisenberg hat. Can’t unsee.

Dear Will_I_Am,

Fuck that, the rights to Deadpool need to go to Ryan Reynolds.

Assaulting a staff member over a meal is a dumb mistake.

No kidding. It’s difficult to empathize with him after that dick move. His wife and kids watching the Olympics...

Maybe he should have been American

De Grasse is an upstart who Bolt seems to have taken under his wing. De Grasse has basically come out of nowhere. His first running race ever was in May 2012 and he ran a sub-11 100 in borrowed spikes, basketball shorts, and a standing start.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

Pole v. Pole.

Well, that flopped.

I was looking for a flight 370 reference - not disappointed. Well done!

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.