Also thy shalleth include a ‘quit to desktop’ option, always.

I agree. Just because you see them doesn’t make them any less related to audio.

and so the war between orthodox subbers and protestant subbers began...

By Jupier’s cock, NAY!

This opinion is so wrong it hurts

No, they should go in the Difficulty options, because it’s harder to play without them!

What if we put them in... *both* ?!

11c. Subtitles can be placed in both menus for ease of access on the first try for everybody.

11c. Subtitles have no effect on overall image quality and is primarily a feature regarding one's overall ability to hear.
As such, thou shalt place the Subtitles option in the Sounds menu, just as every DVD ever created has done.

11c. Thou must be joking, it must remain in thine audio section

This so much. I hate games that tries to start the game immediately. It's very annoying for me because optimal video setting isn't actually optimal for me and plus I'd have to rewatch the fucking intro again because I didn't understand anything that was said.

that and the "please dont turn off the system while the game its saving". i mean srsly? lol

And if thou must; load the next page whilst waiting for start to be press. Doth not wait to start loading until after we hath perform thy button press.

No they go in thine gameplay options for it effects thy play

Holy fuck yes. And Alt-Tabbing should fucking work without crashing the game or take 5 minutes to work.

Thou shalt allow alt+tab.

Actually that's sometimes used to check if you're using a gamepad or keyboard + mouse. In that case I feel it serves its purpose.

I don't get why this is still in console games now a days too. It strikes me as a "are you sure you want to play the game you just selected?" Despite "no" Not being an option.

I think that's on the first "Video Game Commandments" already

9a. Thou shalt not have a "Press Start to Continue" splash screen before thine menu. It serveth no purpose, and doth only make thine game seem like a port performed with no effort. Taketh some pride in thine work and enact it correctly.