@astrocramp: agreed. Really as long as you have superior firepower, everything else will take care of itself. I'll stock up on ammo, then just take my neighbors food and water ftw.

@astrocramp: I think you forgot the porn...without those it would be a long, boring apocalypse...

My dad calls his GPS "the bitch". Sometimes you listen to her, sometimes you just have to tune the bitch out.

@Hello Mister Walrus: The *ONLY* logical explanation... -Fixed-

Can someone please provide some clarification here? It sounds like people are assuming that the movies are being censored, but that doesn't seem to be the case. It's just the Gay & Lesbian CATEGORY that is missing (along with about 10 others to simplify menus). Is this correct?

Good story. This really makes me appreciate my wife, because just when I was trying to be practical she pushed me to get the car I really wanted all along.

@DancinDatsyuk: That seriously would be perfect...he wouldn't even need any CGI, just draw some whiskers on that dude and you're done.

@stavosws6: As funny as that is, it just doesn't have the same ring to it ;-)

@baneyu: I believe rewriting history is standard operating procedure.

@Number_Six: It's ok, south of the border this stuff is comedic gold. The US is so politically correct we're only allowed to make fun of Canada and every other Thursday we can make an Asian joke.

@GTRbrian: lol, Canadian culture!!! Wait, were you being serious?

@strays2k: I agree with 1/2 of your statement. Overweight yes, but I think it looks great.

@tempesjo: You do Tobias proud.

@JonThomasDesigns: It'll play Blu-rays just fine (don't even need to back them up first ;-) and I get unlimited music through Hulu on my ps3.

@Jones Foyer: so if I drove a Porche wearing a timex and sketchers you'd be judging my "crappy" shoes and watch...classy, when can we hang?

@phlavor: I don't like to go around calling people liars...so I'll just shut up on this one.

@iamxyj: Their "system" probably has lots of nodes.

@CaffineFreakUs: I had a 4GB HDD in my PC back then. Dual booted linux and still had room for half-life and starcraft.

@Dadjoe: It was cutting edge in 1998 when it was released. The article is a little misleading ;-)

@phlavor: I hate to break it to you but every company I've ever worked for does employee drug tests.