Hell, The Last Jedi was one of the best things to happen to this series in decades and people are still arguing about how it was actually bad.

I can't believe people take video game cosmetics this seriously, but here we are.

The Oscars For Cowards.

That’s super dope, but...and hear me out on this, how about instead of putting Link as a playable character in the Switch version of Overwatch and opening up that Pandora’s box of platform exclusive characters that EVERYONE would bitch about (rightfully so), how about they make some platform exclusive skins instead?

Pha…

That story wasnt all it was cracked up to be. Apparently that couple went to a dozen bakeries who all said yes because they were looking for someone to sue. Finally on attempt number 13 (or whatever it was) they found their christian and, trap sprung.

Does it really count as oppression if you go to great lengths to…

I really wish that Missandei had said “Valar Morghulis” and jumped off the battlements just to not give Cersei the satisfaction of having executed her.

Sam: You’re the best friend I’ve ever had.

Jon didn’t even give Ghost a hug goodbye when he left Winterfell. What a fucking jerk. I hope he dies next episode

Thicc Thor was the best thing about Endgame.

I’m starting to feel like we’re getting to a point where nothing is allowed. I mean, the context here, for example. She isn’t making fun of black people in any way. She’s trying to remain true to the character, who happens to be black. It would be one thing if she had done something deliberately offensive, but she’s…

Really disappointed that this wasn’t a transgendered, lesbian, vegan, disabled, black, female (who drag kings), Jewish, flat-earther, socialist, transabled, suicidal, gay, wolf-kin, incestuous, orphan, Muslim, trisexual, with green hair, facial tattoos, and PTSD that has sex with animals.

ARM YOURSELVES! HOLD THE DOOR AGAINST THE SJWs!!

Straight and not Bi/Pan/Asexual. That’s gonna piss some people off. 

Oof. Black but not female. That's going to piss some people off

Just proof that if you think hard enough and get creative enough, you can make anything “offensive”.

Golly, Kev!

I’ll take it over being one of those weirdos that uses possessives for plurals. ;)

So some of these movies are the worst because they might offend a person’s delicate political beliefs? I’m literally shaking. What will I tell my children?

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