That's Michael Bay .. on a budget shoot.

So is this "Hadoukening" thing joining the ranks of planking, owling, and scarlettohanssoning?

I do. Always curious to see how high I need to arc my knife-throw to increase my chances of landing a kill.

So does this liquid wood chair become extra hard in the morning?

That's why he ended up in a prickly situation.

Its only weakness...

Heavy Metal?

I'd stop the world and melt with you...

I think I have a new shirt design.

That picture is worth a billion dollars!

My thoughts exactly.

No wonder Chuck Norris is such a bad ass!

Depends on what you're looking at.

That's no moon...

Appears to be a stroboscopic effect since the shutter only captures exact frequency and spatial coordinates of the consistent droplets.

The devil's horns will prick your bones when you attempt to stab something with it.

Nobody alive would want to see that crap.

That and dipping cotton buds in alcohol and wiping the contacts. I miss the good ol' days...

Same here! That makes us 2 lucky guys. So does that brings the stats down to 44,000 to 1?

And this is the map from Fallout...