They did originally plan to release it in May, but moved it to March so as to not compete against Civil War. Which, yeah, is not a good sign. That they sat down and went “do we think our movie about a battle between the two most popular superheroes in the world can compete against Captain America 3?” and came up with…

if it were any good it would be released in may

I had a bad feeling about this when I saw it was to be released in march.

Not to mention that Mystique is a really shitty character that they are squeezing every last goddamn drop out of at this point. She first appear 40 damn years ago and has never been important.

Mystique was unceremoniously left for dead in two X-Men movies. Her suddenly becoming the leader of the X-Men is really bothering me. I get why (Oscar wins will do that). But still.

Hard pass

Eh, late to the party again, Bill. I was telling my friend, The Slush, just last month during out weekly poker game about the KD-to-Boston rumors that I made up on the spot.

He got Durant vs. Oden right and just assumed carte blanche ever since.

Forgot maybe the most iconic shot of all time.

If you stick Steph Curry on any March Madness 16 seed, would they win the title?

And no George Lucas nonsense this time out. Hopefully it will be less inundated with dodgy CG this time out, too. No aliens. No Shia. That’s the kind of Henry Jones, Jr. adventures for me!

Before everyone points out how ancient Harrison Ford is, can we just take a moment to celebrate the fact that George Lucas’s name is not attached to this?

Peyton Manning last year was the worst QB in the league. It wasn’t close.

No reason to go that far back. Manning in 2015 was just as bad or worse than Dilfer in 2000. The argument is basically “this worked last year.”

You’re 50% right, but you should never drive in the left lane unless you’re passing. Driving in the left lane for no reason is illegal in several states and it should be illegal everywhere.

Encouraging road rage is safer than a lane change?

[Heads Explode]

Never has a team’s jersey so perfectly encapsulated how boring they are to watch.