Put this into your fanny pack, put on your socks and sandals, tell your wife youre walking to CVS for some toothpaste and a People magazine then go off into the woods and blow your brains all over the bike trail.

I have to admit, in an era when there were a ton of non-wrestlers getting into the ring, Shane O’ Mac was easily the best worker. I genuinely enjoyed the hell he put himself through.

Former season ticket holder here, as part of a group, when they were in Uniondale. Probably averaged 15 games a season. I’ve been to two so far at Barclays, and its just about as bad as everyone makes it out to be. As crappy as the Colesium was, the sightlines were fantastic and that place got LOUD when they were…

OT: Saddest thing on that chart, for me, is to see how two years of ‘Coach’ Brian Shaw destroyed the Denver Nuggets: Players, fans, attendance, the franchise’s will to live. RIP to a once-fun team.

NFL football

Water before soap for max foaming

You dummy. It’s been around since at least the 1960s; it’s a shortened form of “decoy” and has nothing to do with the fucking Mighty Ducks.

If you don’t believe in karma, then this is wonderful advice. Speaking from personal experience (and only that), I would advise to break up if you cheat right away. For whatever reason, that comes back to you somefuckinhow no matter how well you covered your tracks. I am truly convinced of this. It just isn’t worth it…

I watched this live, there wasn’t even one coaches challenge, no Pheel Sims, no terrible pandering advertisements, It was great.

Grantland was great.

I’m actually pretty interested. I loved Grantland.

and Jacoby

And Barnwell. Reading ESPN comments after a Barnwell article is tragedy at its finest.

Get Zach Lowe the hell out of ESPN.

I still sometimes start typing “gr-” into my browser out of habit, ready to go to grantland as one of my distracting websites at work.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

That’s the most absurd opinion I’ve ever heard. A 162 game hitting streak would be in the record books for all time. You would probably make the hall of fame just for that achievement.

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…