“This movie really screwed over Mystique’s character.”

Wow, you’ve been carrying that since October?

That is, indeed, the one. You're welcome, you other old bastards

Is it totally dumb? Yes. Does Jarmusch do anything new to the zombie comedy genre? Nope. Is it funny as hell? Yes, in my opinion at least. My only complaint : [spoiler] Jarmusch completely threw the kids from the juvie hall away. Deleted scene I guess?

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In a piece of incredibly bold stunt casting, he’s actually playing Odetta and Detta Walker.

My suggestion is to read other reviewers before you harden your expectations. Dowd is like Mikey. Which is an old allusion that may mean nothing these days.

Rooker is a lobstrosity if I've ever seen one.

Fuck outta here with your ice skating uphil Bill Murray take. 

I’m glad they’re trying to make this show this way. No real other way to engage the Dark Tower than this. It barely made sense on the page, no way Blaine or Stephen King would make sense in a film. But the gunslinger stuff could work if they do a Game of Thrones crossed with Deadwood.

When was he supposed to have tackled zombies? Or vampires? Or samurais? Or westerns?

I’m tired of the internet gushing over him like it gushes over bacon and cats but I still like Bill Murray, bacon and cats.

Bill Murray seems to do a movie every few years. That doesn’t really qualify as a glut. I mean, if you were gonna say Dwayne Johnson, I’m with ya.  Also, Bill, don’t listen to ‘im, man.  Cause Bill reads this stuff.

In the final season, the show did a three-year time jump. One of the jokes they made was Leslie, trying to get out of something she didn’t want to do, saying, “The series finale of Game of Thrones is on tonight! Khaleesi is marrying Jack Sparrow! *pause* Boy, that show really has gone off the rails.” And her husband…

“The reveal that Varys and Tyrion knew who Jon was already, or at least Varys seemed to. Need to watch that scene again.”

He looks straight up into the sun and then you literally here a dragon cry.

Varys and Tyrion didn’t know who Jon was. Sansa broke her promise and told Tyrion, who told Varys. There’s little doubt about that.

It was her first time. Only natural to be a little clingy.

Cersei reminding everybody who the REAL Big Bad is in this show.

Well, once the Kinja switch happens..you can explain why you stopped.