A lot of Cardi's grammatical errors have little to do with English grammar and a lot more to do with the fact that she's directly translating phrases from the way it would be said in Spanish. 

Is there a better way - a more grammatically correct way - to say “I’m not dumb at this shit.” It’s the being “dumb at” something that my brain snags on and I wonder if it’s just one of those things that might not sound right even though it is.

I don’t know much about Cardi B, but in spite of the language she expressed her opinion, it was obviously an educated opinion.

KFC is HUGE in China. I’m pretty sure they outrank McDonald’s. Will they also extend their ecologically transformations overseas?

The point is, with gender as a wide spectrum instead of an either/or situation, it’s best to just… not refer to gender, if you can help it.

Thanks.

Thank you for your comments. The health-factor of frybread (rather, the unhealthy-factor) is an issue I elected to not include because, ultimately, everything in moderation. I’m aware that diabetes afflicts the Native population at double the rate of the European-American population. I chose to include the shameful…

To be fair, the stadium also hosts MLS games.

And the award for the pettiest comment of the month goes to...

I made my best friend run after her to invite her to meet us at our next spot for drinks.

I love her.

Saw this at a fancy restaurant last week. My girlfriends and were out for dinner (yes, heathens, we were on fucking time, yes we tipped 20%, no, we didn’t make the waitress ‘sing for her supper’), when this dumbass pulls out a ring, drops down on one knee. And proposes to his girlfriend, who clearly wasn’t having it.…

As a confirmed introvert, a restaurant proposal would have been a horror for me. The first person I was engaged to, did it on a Thanksgiving dinner during dessert in front of all his family, my mother and my sister. My family had no idea, but his did and it was awkward as hell, and pushed me to make a decision that I…

Salty, this is terrible advice and so are most of the comments right now. The most important consideration when proposing is setting the tone of your marriage right from the start. Your best bet is to pick an event where your future wife is the center of attention, she may be getting recognition for a work achievement…

The only truly correct response.

Does your partner like being the center of attention? Only do this if you know the answer is unequivocally “yes”. Incidentally, if your answer is “I dunno”, then you need to postpone the proposal for a little while. I mean, make sure you are both on the same page about where you think your relationship is going too,…

My 8 month old wants ALL food that I’m eating. If we strap him in his highchair at the table while I sit down to eat, he will just stare at me while I eat my meal, as if he’s thinking, “What the heck, dad? Where’s my dinner? I know I just breastfed for 30 minutes, but you could throw a green bean or spaghetti noodle…

I think you’re right that seating arrangements are the most misunderstood bit of restaurants. Whether it’s not seating incomplete parties, not giving people larger tables, not pushing tables together, or making people wait when there are seemingly empty tables. Or even just what the host does, and what they’re there…

i can’t tell you how many times an incomplete party was seated at a large table only to never be completed & so cost me money b/c 3 or 4 people took up a table that could’ve accommodated twice that.  unless you’re going to guarantee you’re going to pay & tip for the reserved number of diners no matter how many…

Yah, at my restaurant we do seat incomplete parties, but on a “it depends” policy. 2 people are here 15 min early but the reservation’s booked the private room for the next 2 hours? Sure. 6/8 people are here on time? Okay. 2/7 people have shown up early on a Friday night? Probably not.