What exactly are the Seahawks?

The Bears have a legit great defense and an up an down offense that really needs the head coach and playcaller to get out of his own way with the cutesy stuff. 

What exactly are the Seahawks? Are they closer to the team that stumbled out to records of 0-2, 2-3, and 4-5? Or to the team that then reeled off four wins in a row and looked entirely ready to come into Santa Clara and claim a playoff berth on their lowly rivals’ home field? Or the team that promptly barfed up a…

I can relate to this as a Miami Heat fan. When LeBron left I was actually a little relieved. I’m not a smart man, but it felt like getting back to normal.

Hey, you’ve stuck with your team through everything and have been rewarded with 2 decades of dominance. That’s respectable and good for you. You don't jump on and off the bandwagon of your team. As far as I'm concerned, the team moving is really the best (and one of the only) reasons to jump ship.  

You fools don’t see what’s happening?

Poles are known for being stationary. 

I would like to share a few comments from my editors, who first heard this take nearly two years ago and still hate it:

Girl, pop a vitamin D with your coffee in the morning, and put some sunblock on your face errryday. Otherwise those acids you’re using are just aging you faster.

I actually didn’t pay since I had a free ticket. Nice try with the blame game though. 

Whenever I see those crinkle fries, I remember being young, and my mom bought these from the frozen food section. My brothers and I complained about them and she would say that these were better than McDonald’s fries. I never liked the crinkle fry then and still don’t today.

Me too...loved him in NCIS.  Now though, I’m no longer wondering why Sasha Alexander and Cote de Pablo quit long before he did.

Definitely better looking.  Likely better acting as well.

In the tapes the CBS lawyers showed, they thought that Eliza cursing on set was all the proof they needed to show that SHE was the problem. The video contained cut and dry examples of sexual harassment happening in real time, and it didn’t even register to them that they were shooting themselves in the foot. But a…

She’s in a luxury minibus. They aren’t usually used to transport giant dresses but it’s become a practical way for those wearing massive dresses (usually to the Met Ball) to get around. 

Imagine being the woman who sleeps with Kid Rock, Jack Osbourne and Dax Shepard.  Why would you even ADMIT it?

“People don’t tell me what to talk about on my show.”

this has happened to me and i didn’t even listen to the whole thing! marvin gaye’s influence!!!!

I love it! I love everything she wears! However, I was getting soooo bored of the tight see thru thing.  But this is great! I love the color and all of it. 

It’s a catchy fucking song. I didn’t even hear it, but after reading this article it will be stuck in my head all fucking day. Fuck. Thanks.