See, I would go to that church. I would make t-shirts for that church. I would run their instagram page.

A local church had a hard time registering a website. They wanted to use the acronym for First United Church of Kelowna.

If Coca-Cola released a drink called the Fizzy Ubiquitous Carbonated Kola Soda, I would buy several whole cases of it tomorrow.

Just to be clear, Subaru has no FUCKS to give.

Did Subaru just confirm that they do give a few FUCKS? Or that, rather, they don’t FUCK?

Anything is possible when you overnight parts from Japan.

The Emperor’s Royal Guards in Return of the Jedi were too sleek to be these*, and Snoke’s Praetorian Guards from The Last Jedi were all different-looking, whereas all of these Lexuses appear identical.

Look, within the subsets of leaders in the Middle East and absolute monarchs, he was pretty great, and he did very well with his country. Given current events, he will be missed.

Theres going to be some sandy replies

each more interesting than the next.

Lived in Oman for eight years during the late Sultan’s rule and I can say he was the best leader any country could have. RIP Sultan Qaboos.

Let they who are without mistakes issue the first correction. It’s a small mistake — it is definitely a GMT 900 based (correct) “Yukon”, not a 360/370-based Envoy. From the video, it looks almost like a re-trimmed Avalanche.

A convoy of brown, manual transmission station wagons would have been far cooler, and it’d probably the way I want my funeral procession to go.

Congratulations, $kaycog on Comments of the Decade! I award you one Ford GT (...replica, but that means you can hoon it more), which this lil’ bunny friend will deliver to the hoon-spot of your choosing as soon as he can see over the dashboard.

Thanks, Erin!  This is something else.

Congrats $kaycog! A comment section hero is something to be.

She was also the basis for my username lol...everyone needs a darker side

As soon as I read the headline I knew. Congrats and thanks for all the great comments, I always enjoy reading your comments. 

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!