Cotd

I have absolutely no idea who your avatar is. I'm gonna guess CEO of Sony computer entertainment? 

I look forward to the upcoming Zune Coupe from microsoft.

BetaGas

Unfortunately, it only runs on special proprietary, Sony-branded gasoline that costs 120% more than normal gas.

This joke may need to be explained to people born this century.

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

I’m thinking Iran’s missile capabilities would take care of the matter if the whole family weren’t clearly highly evolved cockroaches.

We are caught in the Matrix in the darkest timeline.

Would it be so bad if the entire family died in a tragic plane crash? And any remains eaten by the very type of animal that Don Jr. likes to trophy hunt? Asking for a friend.

GM gonna GM. They’re basically the car version of Harley Davidson: too afraid of pissing off their historical base buyer to build something good.

There is apparently no bottom to this reality. 2020 seems intent on crushing any hope we might have still clung to as we limped away from 2019.

There was a mass extinction event in late 2016. We all died, and this is hell. 

The motor was a longitudinally mounted V8.

Considering the lack of all the mechanical ICE crap, EV motors have got to be cheaper to build.  And the battery prices should be coming down, no?

Me: “Why ruin a perfectly good action movie with all this romance crap?”

The original is the one movie my wife can quote verbatim. Like, every line. Even the “hey” that the girl says when they first walk in to the bar. She’ll be there at the midnight showing.

My wife just wants to know if there will be any shirtless beach volleyball and she’s in.

So the very end... the stealth gen 29 fighter or whatever the fuck...