This is known as the “Maverick” it is either met with incredulous fear, or incredulous rage by the Bogey. Either way, go inverted and flip them the bird.

Yep, that’s me too. Although funnily enough, if it’s a 70 zone, I tend to set it to only 75, maybe 76 if I’m trying to pass somebody who’s just a bit slower than me.

I once reversed passed someone. I was in the right lane, they were riding my ass for a very long time with their lights bright in my mirror. So I signaled left, moved into the left lane, JAMMED on the brakes, signaled right and got in behind them. Trouble is they hit their brakes when I jammed on mine and were very…

some people just pick really terrible hills to die on.

I know, right. Just how hard is this?

Can someone PLEASE PLEASE explain to me the thought process of people like this? Or the people who tap their brakes or get mad when you are right behind them because they are driving SLOWER than you?

Not a single goddamn bumper sticker on that truck is put on straight.  That’s pretty much on brand I guess

“I hate those signs. Nobody is slower traffic.”

No, not like that. Nobody thinks they are slower, just like everyone thinks they are the best driver.

Please explain. If you’re in the left lane doing 60 and I come up on you at 80, you ARE slower traffic...or am I missing something? 

I’m fond of “If you want to ride my ass buy me dinner first.”

My neighbor:

You need to have that as a sticker across the top of your windshield.

Does this mean that you are an idiot if you tailgate jesus 4 life, or is that a seperate statement? And where does that congratulations fit in? What does it mean? Is the Ford logo incorporated into the statement too? I am so confused!

Reminds me of this gem

My favorite ones are the “The closer you get, the slower I go” stickers. My personal philosophy is if you’re already going under the limit, the slower you go the closer I get

In my limited casual observation, people who make a big show about being Law Abiding Citizens are usually breaking the law somewhere else.

This is the type of guy that sees the blinking hand countdown and continues to drive slow as shit preventing three more cars making a yellow. Or the type of guy that won’t pull up so I can squeeze by to get into the turn lane and make a green arrow. Or the type of guy that will be at a red light in the right lane and…

I hate those signs. Nobody is slower traffic. The sign would more correctly say “keep right except to pass”

Beeeeeyotcccccch!