Teenagers + attention span = zero risk.

Not having read the article, but I’m sensing they gave her a new car.  I could be wrong.

That’s not even lack of reading comprehension, that's lack of reading the fucking article to begin with. Not sure which one is worse... 

You might realize this by now, but you’re a lazy idiot. Reading isn’t really that hard. 

Yes, but school years are 180 weekdays, not including holidays or weekends either. I probably could’ve done it, not having a life in or out of school and being able to get 2-3 digits down in a second, effectively halving the necessary time.

Dude, that’s 24 hrs a day, nonstop.

Nice.

Teacher took quite a gamble.

They did give her a new car... read the article...

... “and Hyundai has rewarded the driver, one Farrah Haines, with a brand new replacement for the high mile hero” ...

READ. THE. ARTICLE. 

Hyundai DID give her a new car. They gave her a red 2019 model. There’s a followup video that plays after the one in the story.

RTFA...

First paragraph.

Reading comprehension. Try it! 

“Hyundai has rewarded the driver, one Farrah Haines, with a brand new replacement for the high mile hero."

Bonus points if they provide proof of overnight parts from Japan.

Tunnels exist, Teslas exist. WTF did it actually test?

It freaked me out having to read it back every time I did edits.