This is why, as Jalopnik moves into 2019, we’ll be putting more emphasis on car culture itself—events, mods, builds, racing and more—than on the latest new cars.

Yeah, okay bitch. He’s president of an ‘esports’ team who is a subsidiary of Comcast because he worked reeeeal hard and pursued his dreams. Not because of Daddy’s money. Daddy being the CEO of Comcast. Okay.

The joke is that she can get her boyfriend to fix cable problems. don’t overthink it, the punchline is literally spelled out.

The ‘joke’ is that Ms Munn is apparently willing to do anything to get famous.

Yeah gurl, get you a man who can do something for your life, like being in a corporate dynasty who literally defrauds millions of consumers and holds a de-facto monopoly on telecommunications in the US.

So the boyfriend is useful because he can carry a bag, because he’s a millionaire or because he can send someone to fix cable?

YOU. CANT. OWN. A. DANCE. Your own likeness, yes, but not a dance. we all possess human bodies with a limited range and combination of movements and at some point they have been done in every conceivable way. but you cant own intellectual rights to a specific series of body movements. this is getting ridiculous.

For some reason, the windscreen and all of the greenhouse glass on my X5 seems to prevent red and white, triangular-shaped signs from being seen inside of the cabin.

COTD, and All The Stars.

For really no reason I had a shitty morning. Thanks for the laughs!

Hero!

Savage.

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$14,950??? I’m totally in. Will send wire transfer first thing Monday morning.

Outside of Chicago this week, saw a pretenda-SUV BMW X2 actually using turn signals. Just a first step though. When turning left, the right blinkers were on. When turning right, the left blinkers were on. It’s a start!

no offense Bradley but this has Fancy Kristen written all over it.  

They flash as a set to let the tow truck driver know where to find you. 

Y’all gotta get some new material. 

This?

As someone with 3 E36s... Those are to indicate your hazards are on when you break down. Again.