No you’re not

Be ready for price increases on all BMWs across the board

Yeah you can

*laughs in Jimny*

Wait...does this mean Suzuki owners are more apt to overpay for a vehicle than BMW owners? Is there anything we can do about this?

The Pilot is 7" shorter, 2" narrower and 3" lower than the Tahoe. So it makes sense it should feel smaller...

The Pilot is larger than the Tahoe but feels smaller on the road and gets way better gas mileage.

I’m guessing China. 

Yeah, but you finally can justify paying an engineer to be on the writing staff, besides his endless humorous debacles with rustbucket jeeps.

Here is your cash mr thief, ignore the white powder on the bills, it’s not anthrax I promise

I was at Laguna Seca over the weekend working the Pre-Reunion and heard the announcers talking about this. Didn’t realize this had happened recently.

Russia? I’ll take Arabia then.

Damn, this was nearly 10 days ago, this thing’s in a warehouse somewhere in Russia by now.  

I’m sorry but this is too much.  I’m wondering if anyone will read the whole thing. 

I’ll also note that we all thought this would be a super easy story but then we lost Jason and David for weeks while they worked on this having no idea how unbelievably complicated it would turn out.

Amazing. You guys should create an alias as Javid Tracinsky and do extremely in depth articles on everything. 

My head hurts.

This is why the 3 series is bigger the old 5 series. #dumblogic

Cry me a goddamn fucking river.

YES. I have zero fucking sympathy for her. She may not have chosen this, but she did choose to marry an anthropomorphic pile of vomit posing as a human being, while (at best) tacitly condoning his worst impulses while he sets fire to the world. Boo fucking hoo if she’s unhappy.