All I see is a GIANT C pillar.   One of the nicer things about the Fits I’ve seen is that there is a lot of green house.  Honda seems to think that Scion was on to something that what people really want from a car today is massive blind spots.

Neither of these are licorice, no matter who makes them. Please delete all references to licorice in the article and considering following up with an article about one of the best candies known to humankind.  Dutch licorice in particular.

At which point they responded “Oh queso what are you going to do about it?”

I really don’t have a good feeling about this. 

Sadly, this is not an option for me. I have giant clown feet, and it’s hard enough to find normal socks that fit me, let alone cool commemorative socks.

Forget the socks, I want to hear more about the wifi-enabled zoom-lens earwax picker. 

Why would you ruin something delicious with coconut?

Why is the face blurred in the video? Scumbag’s face should be shown in the chance that someone recognizes him and reports him.

Laundry soap; somehow we wound up with two barely opened bottles, and one actually spoiled.

“41 year old man from Florida”

He blew right through that stop sign.  Sideways.  My personal hero.

How dare he carry things conveniently upon his back. 

Someone MUST do this with a Miata.

Checking the door jam for the vehicle weight is obviously an advanced degree kind of skill. 

No, this is bull and it shouldn’t count as a speed record. Air resistance is a core component of speed records. Removing the primary obstacle to the record makes the record worthless.

If I can vanish my poop after it pops out, I can vanish my poop while it is still inside.  

I feel like she’s been trying to do the Eminem thing to anticipate and own burns that others might throw her way and, in doing so, I think she sounds almost as absurdly out of touch and silly as, for example, this response that I am typing right now.

Is it a minor incontinence?

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

I was going to say that this was Tom Cruises’ last great movie, but that’s actually probably Collateral in 2004.