I know someone who grew up in Pittsburgh who insists it’s in the Midwest.

“the man who was inside the costume.”

Served with - or in? - a McFlurry? That’s just wrong.

Are bidets expected to completely replace toilet paper? I would think some wiping would still be necessary to dry afterwards. Also, on average I think Americans have more body hair than Japanese.

Ha ha no. Their purpose is to build a tunnel to Mars.

My opinion of Consumer Reports went downhill fast a few years ago when they changed editors and assumed an anti-scientific anti-GMO stance.

“Relying on Talon’s representations that the scooters were taken from the Promenade”

I have been not-shaving for over 30 years now; will be happy to keep up the fight.

This one time, I left a Q-bus slot empty in my MicroVax and it wouldn’t boot up...

Honda del Sol

“Seriously, do this for your next backyard cookout.”

Your post focuses exclusively on human waste. So I have to ask: does a grizzly bear sh*t on the mountain?

I saw on the news that both Kentucky and Duke lost. Obviously an April Fools prank. No wonder no one takes the media seriously any more.

West Michigan? So do they already server pasties?

Bad move on his part, since the one will make you think of the other.

Simultaneously bulbous and angular.

Something that Honda didn’t get right:

It is unclear language that opens up a different can of worms. Who decides what a “bona fide business related reason” is?

Not safe for human consumption, but costs $300K ?

Buttigieg is gay. So if he was president, that would somehow force bigots not to be anti-gay.(?)