You wanted an Orange Julius, but instead you got an orange Caesar.

“Has Trump ever apologized for anything in his entire life?”

“Jerry Falwell Jr.’s infamously strict and alarmingly retrograde university”

Great idea, you can use socks as Christmas ornaments!

True, socks need sizing too. They usually come in “regular” which goes with shoe sizes 6-11 or so. If your feet are larger than that, you have to look for “extra-large.” And if you are traveling internationally, there is the horror of figuring out the metric size of your feet.

“and while 125 pounds is quite small for a rower”

“Red licorice” is a lie. Read the packaging, including the ingredients. In most cases you will find that they are “red twists” or some such and do not actually contain licorice. There are a few exceptions, etc etc etc.

Needs more Kittymonger.

“It’s cool and all how the car-sleds magically re-appear from underground immediately after another car departs, but where are they coming from?”

This is similar to the situation with taxes. I saw quite a few articles last month about how people were disappointed with their tax rebates - as though getting a rebate were somehow more important than the total tax you paid for the year. How is our species going to survive when so many people have trouble with such…

“Bush’s faith, while pervasive, remained cordial.”

Banned from park land until resolution of the case: This sounds like a denial of due process. He is being punished although he hasn’t been convicted of anything.

This probably applies to corporations as well. I don’t think Amazon wants to fund it’s growth on massive tax abatements, it wants to earn its way up.

Adjust your estimates: my house is already painted green!

Have you ever wondered why they are called ‘potholes’? We could use revenue from taxing legal marijuana to fix our infrastructure, then it would make sense.

“In this country, our society is dedicated to the protection of children regardless of the color of their skin, their religious beliefs, or the cap they wear.”

Why would the Yankees want Machado? They are very solid at 2nd, short and 3rd. At 3rd, Andujar produced incredible offense in 2018, and he’s a lot cheaper as a rookie. At short, Didi Gregorius has been very solid. He is coming back from Tommy John surgery, but if anything happens to him, second baseman Gleyber Torres…

“at least four adults reportedly complained to the school’s principle”

“Where you have more definition in a crease in sheetmetal, it’s able to hold the shape more accurately. So if you do put a crease in something, generally it holds that shape better.”

“The hybrid, which uses battery power along with the 1.8-liter four-cylinder”