We don’t want to hear about your wife getting boned.

#OrangeIsAColor

It would be nice if they would take away the ceilings [women] have over our heads,” Shults said.

Without getting into specific numbers (which I don’t know), any such claim should be subjected to scrutiny.

He seemed rather close to an opposing player. Doesn’t soccer have rules against hazardous high kicks?

Amateur tip: Blood donation will not increase your endurance. Especially not a “Power Red” donation in which you give two units of red cells.

One year off is no big deal, it allows time to get healthy. How long since Teddy Bridgewater has played any serious number of downs?

The Manchurian Candidate.

“While I’d obviously prefer no future mass shootings, it’d be a refreshing change of pace if the next one happens at an NRA convention...”

“Edward Uzi-Hands”

And his name is literally “Noir” ? Is this some kind of sick joke?

“drawn to Trump for his character”

“Scientists can’t even definitively prove we evolved because the timeline doesn’t work (because we didn’t evolve, but that’s another debate)“

Get Frances McDormand on speed dial!

“Cruz’s childhood nickname was Felito until he started going by Ted at age 13.”

“I got woked before dawn.”

I remember this from my childhood:

It’s Harpo spelled backwards.

My friend Cecily, who is a linguist

His methods were “blatant and obvious” but it took them 3 or 4 years to catch on? The race organizers need to put some thought into whether their current enforcement methods are up to the job.