The last time I saw a Star Wars movie, the fire alarm went off in the theatre. That was very real.

So 53% voter turnout is a problem? (yawn) Let me know when it climbs above 100% and I’ll start to worry.

There is no such thing as a “lie detector”. Probably you meant polygraph. Please read what the National Academy of Sciences had to say about polygraphs in 2002.

I don’t like the Rain-X. It makes water bead up on the windshield rather than spread out, which is more difficult to see through.

“a chemical salt compound”

I find it best to ask someone to run a marathon with you. You need to know if they are someone who can handle the long haul, and put in the work it takes to get there.

“— in my opinion and I know this to be true —”

“Also with real ghosts...”

Friday the 13th?

Not only has sound, but records at full frame rate, rather than one frame every few seconds, like most real security cameras.

He makes good points, but as a video it is quite dull. A guy talking to a pre-drawn white board for 5+ minutes.

Since when is kneeling considered disrespectful? I hear that millions of Americans ‘disrespected’ their own religious beliefs last Sunday by kneeling in church.

In the video, the dart attaches to and obscures the license tag. That’s probably illegal.

“Anyone who thinks “clean cut American kids” are somehow incapable of violent acts of racism hasn’t been paying attention.... Hailing from Toronto...”

“Of course, this is a mathematical exercise—a rational, logical method of determining how to get the most return on your pizza investment. Obviously it doesn’t make sense to buy a massive pizza if you can’t eat it all, don’t want to overeat, or have no way to store the leftovers.”

Releasing a gerbil in your back yard: There is a word for this irresponsible behavior: eco-terrorism.

“a total eclipse of the facts”

What if a crazed serial killer got into the house by chainsawing his way through the roof and wound up in the closet? You’re darn tootin’ you’d want to have a lock on the outside of the door.

Why are you reporting on this? Does it have some kind of broad national implications?

But what if it’s a layered sheet cake with raspberry filling between the layers? That would be hard to resist.