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Clement Hopskoodle
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Zoom zoom.

In an era of hybrids, full electric cars, and fuel cells, tweaks on the century+ old internal combustion scheme doesn’t seem all that innovative.

Oh yeah? Well, frunk you.

... and I would find half of a billion of dollars of that right out of Planned Parenthood’s budget

a ton of research has gone into showing how a surprising amount of accuracy is in oral history/traditions.

“... but we’re very very thrifty...”

this chemical used to kill every thing it comes in contact with

Monsanto is bad. In an age where facts and truth are ambiguous, a clearer thought has never crossed my mind.

Volvo’s Large Animal Detection system...

Who are Chip and Joanna Gaines? Am I expected to know them?

No, you don’t eat the poop. Subjecting the desired intestinal bacterial cultures to the hydrochloric acid environment of your stomach is not a good way to help them establish themselves. You apply it at the other end.

The sentence fragment he was speaking at the very start of the video - he seemed to be saying that essential government data should be “migrated to the cloud.” So that some day your Social Security check will rely on a commercially-employed, minimum wage-earning McJob holder maintaining a RAID array.

"Don't think for a second Pip-Pop doesn't remember how to repurpose that 
Christmas bow around your neck to get the intel that he needs out of you."

If she's going to make "torture works" jokes, she can shoulder her share of
the burden of shame for every inquisition and witch hunt in human history;
they were all built on

#NotAllVaginas

... a heavily militarized fascist regime.

I’m a big fan of Paula Poundstone’s work. She’s genuinely funny in an intelletually stimulating way. She doesn’t copy everyone else, and she doesn’t rely on jokes about sex, drugs and profanity.

Can anyone on this site be friends with someone who voted for Trump?

A “deep state spear” is kind of like a “deep space steer” only not so sci-fi.

Depends. If the guy is white...