“Left the first wife, had an affair”

In the next version, dubbed “auto-Heimlich”, the auto-pilot senses when the pilot is choking on something and executes a series if high-G inside-out turns until the obstruction is dislodged.

These roasta are not known for good taste. They are misogynist, but they are also misandrous.

What, Anita Bryant is still alive?

Psst - the election of W was 2000, not 1999.

Desperate con-woman is desperate.

Needs more Gojira.

How do you think the president showing up, with his security detail and a large press contingent, is going to help the rescue work, which is still on-going?

In Soviet Russia, landing sticks you!

You got another thing wrong. There are two Rs in John Barron. Check your ow links.

Cory Lewandowsky is getting paid for that. Sad.

“The police sought to handcuff him, but Harry allegedly attempted to flee the scene. Unsuccessful, he resorted to the behavior common to most mature adults: kicking, flailing, and hollering, “No! No!” Perhaps Brant’s temper tantrum was inspired by fear of drug charges: the officers found narcotics concealed in his…

“Turnip to vote”

Streisand syndrome.

What a country! Sean Spicer actually got paid to say that.

I watched the entire video. This didn’t happen.

Can’t compete with Ivanka anyway.

Road to Rio

And “Road to Rio” - there is some prior art on that. See the Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy Lamour movie of 1947, or the earlier German film of 1931

Federal Express should branch out into computer accesories. I would buy a UPS from Fedex.

Federal Express should branch out into computer accesories. I would buy a UPS from Fedex.