“are we really stupid and/or racist enough to elect this moldering Cheez-It of a man?”

He builds useful furniture out of the bones.

C.W. Post learned how to make cereal by infiltrating the Kellogg’s sanatorium.

“They (polygraph tests) are inadmissible you inbred asshole.”

1) It is audio, not video.

“What bugs me is that she straight-up gets the giggles while describing how she got the rapist off the hook.”

Crow tastes bad.

“And for me to get so upset here, on the Today show, with you guys, means there’s something there.”

But enough about Donald Trump’s policies.

But enough about Donald Trump’s policies.

“Is from the middle of nowhere (aka Vermont) which has no major cities, no diversity, and no economy...

That’s a fine looking hatch, but it must be difficult to drive the thing backwards all the time.

He tried again: “If Hillary Clinton or anyone else denies you that right, they don’t really care about you at all.”

Sorry, but that is a poor counter-argument. The “original” constitution did indeed allow slavery and prevent women from voting. But both of those were changed by amending the constitution, not by judicial interpretations.

“This always strikes: Torture, it’s been statistically shown again and again, doesn’t work as a mean of getting information.”

“Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.” - Gilbert Chesterton.

“Rand laid good insight on the racial injustice...”

“Limited government... Personal liberty”?

Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel) was a liberal Democrat who certainly would not have approved of Cruz’s use of his book.

It’s turtles all the way down.

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