Martha Stewart is the queen of fucking everything.

The main thing I see here is the presence and lack of life in his eyes.

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are the celebrity couple I would most want to hang out with. We could watch Cardinals' games and talk about Kissing Jessica Stein, and if things got sexual, I feel like they'd be very comfortable people to have that happen with.

No, it isn't. Columbusing refers to when white people falsely claim to have discovered or invented something. These two dancers make no such claims.

Mary is a horrible person, but at least she is honest about it, and she is willing to fight to keep what she's got. I like her for that. She gets in and rolls up her sleeves. She is clear about being a toff, but is surprisingly democratic at times.

Has everyone seen the trailer for Big Eyes?

Right? She wants the cover of Vogue, she wants to be on Downton Abbey, life doesn't (or shouldn't) work that way.

Right now, I'm considering myself pretty much the luckiest bitch EVER. My husband started massage therapy school this week. Each day, he'll have homework - go home and practice massaging XYZ on someone. Guess who gets free massages EVERY DAY now? MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.

I love Hillary Clinton. However, I am a proud Canadian and my opinion doesn't matter. But I do love her. GO HILLARY!

There's a rumor that Mayer has been attempting to woo her ever since they flirted at Medieval Times in 2012!!!! Which is my favorite celebrity gossip story for obvious reasons (Medieval Times)

at least she isn't sailing on the Mayer-craft carrier. I hear that's a rite of passage in Hollywood.

I like that wine glass one because it is very metaphorical, you see it represents Olivia and her love and how bad they are for the Presidency and America. Also once he kicks the bucket Olivia can still use the glass, she just makes it into a tumbler instead, puts up her feet and toasts to the good life with Scott…

But by her own account, Jellyfishhead: "Sent me right into labor. Soon as I got up, I was having contractions," she said.

Nope. Calling BS on you. Having been 9 months pregnant twice I can attest that running down a mugger and fighting him off when you're that effing uncomfortable is the victory. She deserves the headlines. AND it's likely that event triggered her contractions.

My speculation is that the "best of the best" also means here "my preferred doctor gets privileges." If her ENT decided he wanted to do the biopsy then and there, and she generally would have trusted his decision and insisted it be followed, I could see where the money and clout she holds gets that done even while…

Back when it happened, I recall someone commenting about the poor care that led to Michael Jackson's death. Somebody who said they worked in the medical field said something to the effect that celebrities typically do NOT get good medical care, contrary to what you might expect.

I know this sounds mean, but, clearly she didn't have the best plastic surgeon—maybe she wasn't a good judge of medical professionals.

Bill Hader, what?! Next you're going to tell me the human roomba is a lie too?!!?

Needs more otter.

I more of a Matthew McFadyen-in-a-field-at-sunrise kind of a girl, but I appreciate the sentiment.