I can see Sandy + Chris. Although it interferes with my fantasy of a Captain America and Thor sandwich.

haha what a great description. my family is living through a similar situation (though it's "just" elderly illness causing the guilt tripping and toxicity, not pills) and i tell you, had i known the movie it was going to be, i would have saved myself tension. it just just darker and darker and then ended so...…

"...PBS and co-producers at WNED Buffalo 'believed that the show was no longer the best way to teach kids reading skills.'"

Oh man! I was hoping you'd end your final sentence with, "but you don't have to take MY word for it!" (dun dun dun!)

I'm guessing the last one watches a lot of Wild Kratts.

Ok, this is something you don't see that much- someone who looks like she's really actually having fun on the red carpet. It makes me want to be there.

Paying homage to her with a Tweet or otherwise is not riding on Maya Angelou's coattails—it's a moment of respect. Besides, Dr. Angelou is going to fly upward just fine, thank you very much.

I think this one's my favorite:

Do I spy Connie Britton, Jean-Ralphio and the sexy dude from House of Cards?

I'm okay with this. She's right. It's a stupid double standard.

You're so right....what the FUCK were the iignoramus parents thinking taking a fucking CHILD to a motherfucking aquarium?!

I'm glad this is being talked about, but I m not comfortable putting mental illness and misogyny in the same category.

My cat sometimes looks at me adoringly with a big smile on her face, I always wonder if she's thinking: oh, you crazy giantess, you're so cute.

Here's a story about dolphins riding whales. I collect happy sea mammal stories for this very purpose. I AM THE HERO THE JEZEBEL COMMENTS NEED.

^had wedding pie instead of wedding cake

Mwahahaha...you poor fool...he said TODAY'S Kimye coverage.

Another week of OKC misery. Please, someone just shoot me.

I feel like "woman alone" should be a thing. "Women alone," I like the sound of it.

Yep. Powdered shit. ALTERNATIVELY, he smells like a Cup of Noodles.

Absolutely not. Honestly. I bet he's always a little sweaty and smells of chicken broth.