Am I the only one seeing Justin Beiber reaching for Klum sideboob? What a little twerp.

Well played, Nicole Richie.

Gaga looks gorgeous. So does Jessica Simpson. I'm glad she seems happy; she's dumb as rocks but seems nice.

Your paragraph of Matthew McConaughey's home life deserves a comedy award.

My mind is blown that ANYone can think Gary Oldman sucks. Gary Oldman RULES EVERYTHING. INCLUDING CELEBRITIES READING MEAN TWEETS.

I'm fine with a little beef in my taint—I just don't like taint in my beef, AMIRITE LADIES!!?!?!?!?!?!!? [crumples to floor, face twisted in silent scream]

I just refer to Professor Gothick as my jelly roll.

I just got a mental picture of my fiance sitting naked in a baby pool of fruit salad lol

ZubieJen, a resident of Porterville, confirms that Hamilton was a bully in school and is still a bully now.

As a resident of Porterville, a couple of points. We have one woman on the council; Virginia Gurrola used to be mayor, but was voted out by a 3/5 majority of the council last year after she declared June to be LGBT pride month (along with the rest of the country, jeezus). They rescinded that declaration and elected…

Was?

did you watch Luther yet? Another great one!

I like this picture because it shows just how hard these firefighters work to save lives. I also like it because it shows how hot firemen are everywhere.

I think this picture is rather sweet. I have all the feels right now! All the feels!

"Wallander" is excellent and stars Kenneth Brannaugh!!

Foyle's War. It's excellent. And has quite a few seasons on Netflix!

He just wants to get laid and he's fishing for an invitation to come over. If he's so bad at conveying his feelings, is that really the kind of guy you want to be in a relationship with?

I had a yard sale today and was nervous about it. First of all, I live alone, have no friends here (due to recently relocating), and no family, so basically no help. I've been working all week organizing and pricing things. Then I went to hang signs today and moved all the stuff (furniture included) into the front…

I got a puppy.... I GOT A PUPPY! *happy dance*

You think you get it, but it doesn't seem like you do. As evidenced by the fact that you're looking for election results on Jezebel.

Morrissey has the angst of a teenager.