It might be you gaining muscles which weighs more. I usually keep track of my body fat percentage as weight on its own isn't a reliable health indicator.

I love me some Carol Burnett. I even had a red-headed doll that changed expressions when you cranked her arm which I called Carol.

That Perez Hilton picture just below Jamie Chung's tweet pretty much sums up everyone's thoughts about her tweet.

See ya, Beiber!

Maybe it's because I was raised by women but why in the hell would a man assume that a woman wants to have sex with him just because she's on a dating site. These guys have no class or manners whatsoever.

Turns out the spoiler tag is super, super useless if you put spoilers in front of it.

Or don't be so fucking rude and insulting that it makes someone take down your personal information for revenge. That's an option too.

I kind of wish people would stop doing school shootings.

I like to watch shows on Hulu or Netflix with my bf while we're in different places. We start at the same time and text each other about what's going on in the show. Hope that helps. And congratulations!

My husband is a carpenter, which requires delicacy, precision, detailed work and craftsmanship. He also knows how to sew. Made the curtains for our daughter's bedroom. Pretty sure he would give Garfield the side-eye too.

Co-signed.

NO

Vera Wand doesn't need a target market, because she is queen of the bridal world. She could make a video of brides drowning puppies in their own menstrual blood and people would still buy her gowns.

"I'm having your abortion, do you wanna share a dessert?"

Alright, I'm going to do something I have never done before: comment on Jezebel.

a) Yeah, the "edgy lesbian" thing just creeps me out, tbh. It feels zero percent like this ad was made for women. At least, not for women who are thinking about the bliss of marriage. I mean, a bunch of women unhappily touching each other? I can get that from youporn, only with better acting.

"Twig bitches"? Are we really letting this shit fly today, Jezebel? Suddenly it's okay to dismiss someone for the shape of their goddamn body?

Not helpful! Those models are gorgeous. It's unhealthy to expect that everyone look that way, and there are so many other ways to be gorgeous, but it's pretty shitty to imply that anyone's body is nauseating. Those women are under the same pressure as the rest of us— in fact, probably much worse, considering their…

Holy six-pack, #80. Cat? What cat?

Aw. He dances like a baby with no rhythm.