I just had twins about two weeks ago, and holy shit. They are wonderful and I'm so in love with them, but they are waking up very two hours at night, then it takes them about forty minutes to finish a bottle, get changed, and fall back asleep. I really hope it gets better. I can barely function. I had help and backup…

It's relative. For a celebrity, $300 may be a tiny purchase. For me, sometimes a pint of Dreyer's is a huge purchase.

Yes he is, and no he shouldn't be.

$12k doesn't seem like enough. They need to shut that place down. No tricks and shows at all.

I still like Jake. Mainly because Scott Foley radiates decency even when he's shooting fathers of toddlers.

Joe Morton walking down the hall to SuperBad? Thanks, Debbie Allen. Please direct all my shows thxbai.

"Way too 30" is a great excuse for so many things I don't do anymore. I'm going to start saying "I'd love to but I'm way too 30 to go out that late"

Now picturing The Office episode where Michael Scott goes to Coachella.

Even as a dude, I want the staff she had in the original disney cartoon, so I can take it to work and strike it on the tiles and shout SILENCE in meetings. Justguythings.

I firmly believe shower crying is the best therapy around.

THE 3 WOMBSKETEERS

I'll admit that I started buying a lot more Dove products after their "Real Beauty" campaign went into effect about eight years ago.

Not only was milk normal, and required, but my mother was so anti-pop, that she got the man who ran the concessions at the horse shows she ran to not only carry milk for us, but he refuse to sell us pop! (My cousins, they could buy pop, but not us, no sirree.)

THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING ME

Well she *is* in college, you pedant/spoilsport/dreamcrusher.

Seriously. Did you see that part starting around 20 seconds where she quietly entertains herself with a toy in the background? Christ, that kid is worse than Pol Pot.

I was a freshman in high school when 10 Things I Hate About You came out, and I had just started working at a movie theater. My co-workers and I used to bicker about who would have the privilege of cleaning up after showings of 10 Things, because we enjoyed the music in the closing credits. One guy, carried away by "I…

Oh man, I once knew a guy who scoffed at my reading 1984 while at university, because he read it in high school and he thought it was a high-school level book, so I must be a dumbass to be reading it so "late".

oh, gosh, yuck, a dogearer!

GOOD FOR HER! That is fucking inspiring. I am completely in awe of her.