MAC will be launching a Maleficent line in June, closer to the movie's release date.

In one episode he gave the humans a DVD of himself blinking slowly to help calm down the cats while the humans were away at work all day. I kid you not. So if the beard doesn't do it, they blink will.

I'm giving this thread all of the things. "Where does she get that lipstick" hahahahaha.

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And why is she a human-sized fairy if all the others seem little bigger than pigeons?

And to the woman to whom this human diarrhea pile directed his steaming ego turd: keep your head up girl, it's not even about you. I hope it didn't ruin your day.

OMG, the Rumplestilskin with Shelley Duval gave me more nightmares than The Shining. That you so much for suggesting this, this is like a walk down memory lane of my NIGHTMARES.

Imagine getting killed by this little wiener. And then imagine his smug, ugly face ENJOYING your family's suffering. No remorse.

I am ready to throw down over "#LiesToldByFemales I made it from scratch." There is a tart shell baking in the own right now that says otherwise, asshole. If I buy something, I say so. #bakingpride

Last year I saw a married (separated) guy for three months. It was ultimately doomed, he went back to the wife and kids. Woke up to a message from him today saying that he has been thinking about me all the time.... info through others, he has moved out. Again. nothing to add, but feel you and need many stories to…

You'll find it! I want to check back in a year and see how it goes!

Sometimes, Facebook will be weird. Like... A mutual friend of yours will comment on a picture of yours and that will show up at the top of his feed along with pictures in the same album, or maybe not even in the same album... So he would see the picture and like it, not knowing that it was an old picture. This might…

I'm moving to Portland (Oregon) and am hoping to meet someone who looks like a lumberjack, digs kids and animals and is into the whole sustainable lifestyle thing. Here's to hoping!

For sure, lady.

My ex just texted me after 6 months! Just a random—"hope you're good" kinda thing. But WTF. You crushed me, and hope I'm good?!

My ex texted me after 3 years of us not talking/him dating someone else. It is weird but sometimes they do not get over that shit.

If it makes you feel any better, he probably is mortified that there's evidence of his Facebook stalking. I've accidentally "liked" things too and it certainly leaves quite a pit in one's stomach.

Last week I posted a throwback Thursday pic of me with some friends from 20 years ago, which resulted in a lot of people sharing pictures from the same time, and then on Saturday a week ago I got a FB message from a friend, with whom I spent 1 night right around that time, telling me he'd had a really vivid dream…

How about this? ^^ Also, Good Luck!

I realized something lately that's a huge bombshell in my life: getting fat did wonders for my self-esteem.