Sometimes you want to go
Where nobody can say their name,
and peekaboo's their favorite game.
You wanna be where you can pee,
our diapers aren't filled with shame
You wanna be where nobody can say their name.

I don't know if EA has enough LEVERAGE to buy the rights.

I have an idear.

Cowboy Bebop please.

The could put Lucille on the label. "Anything so innocent and tastes like this just gotta be named Lucille."

I realize the NBA is the best of the best, but in my opinion it doesn't even come close to the excitement of watching college basketball. March Madness in particular. I think my problem with the NBA is that there are too many games. The officiating is inconsistent and favors star players/teams. I have no interest in…

It's hard to watch the NBA if you watch college basketball though. The NBA is so sterile. Every team runs the isolation with their star. It's boring to watch. I prefer college ball because of the excitement and team play.

I watched True Lies a lot when I was in high school. I thought it was one of the best action movies of all time. I remember going to college and at a party people started quoting it and I dropped the line, "Ass like a ten year old boy and titties that make you want to get down on your knees and beg for buttermilk."…

The Serviceables.

I'm not an alien.

Nooooo.

Nice 'lady'.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.

Every time I watch that scene, I want to eat a hamburger.

My favorite opening is the one where the captured slave and talking mutant Charleton Heston was the host and they re-did the entire opening with apes.

What about Weekend Update openings? The dancing Statue of Liberty scared me when I was a kid. In fairness, I was a giant pussy.

I remember getting a UCLA Bruins starter coat, being from Ohio it made sense, and wearing it in class. It was really hot, bulky, and any time I turned I knocked stuff off my desk. Other kids kept asking why I was wearing it and I remember saying I was cold, but really I just wanted to show it off.

He hates alliteration.

Third place: $500 cash and new pair of British Knights with Diamond Cell Technology
Second place: All expenses paid trip to Nickelodeon and Universal Studios Florida
First place: A plastic piece of a the Aggro Crag. Batteries not included.

Force Bud: Revenge of the Sniff