I think they really wanted to go with this:
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"Hey, we're not ALL fat! And I have more cars than you!"
@KillerBee: It's a declaration of war. Get the Pentagon on the horn and man the ICBMs!
Oh c'mon, Europeans making fun of Americans for not being able to drive manuals is too easy, it's shooting fish in a barrel. It's like making fun of your parapelegic neighbor because he can't slam dunk a basketball.
And to accommodate the thousands of American tourists that visit Italy each year, every Lotus will be retrofitted with a GM 4-speed column-shift automatic transmission instead.
What if you end up really hating her? Are you stuck with her for 5 years? Sounds like Project Car Hell to me.
@lilwillie heart clicks GM: Hey, if my Camaro wasn't perched up on cinderblocks in my front yard, it could totally kick his Ford's ass!
Nissan Xterra, in low 4WD, apocalyptic snow conditions, slid too fast into a highway bridge and totaled it. I had no excuses.
Also, those damn kids need a beating.
Aww, they sound like adorable little pipsqueaks.
@ZeGerman: Yeah, well, like, you're gay or somethin', bro.
@superveloce: He spends all his money on cars and motorcycles instead. It's the "James May Rule of Spending," and it's something I applaud.
@Ash78: He's too busy being a humongous douchebag.
@Captain Slow and his Flying Washing Machine: "Great! Now how the hell am I going to get to the moon colony? Looks like I better fill 'er up with some more plutonium."
@Flagrant German Fanboy: The S-Type? Guess you do live up to your username.
I have a feeling this won't turn out well.
That laser-powered hovercar PT Cruiser is inspiring.
@Alphamazing: Seconded on Black Keys and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
@Tanshanomi drives the Cadillac of Lincolns: My next new car will have an honest-to-God self-cleaning cassette player, dammit!