@smalleyxb122: Worst. Post. Ever.

I had a cheap Matchbox model of this car when I was kid, and I could never figure it out. I don't think I've ever seen one of these on the road either.

Sweet! I remember playing with CNC machines at an engineering internship at a local company, a few summers ago. As the resident shop lackey I didn't have to do anything except press the bright green "GO!" button every few minutes when a sequence finished. But it was still fun watching the intricate arm move up and…

Penisland is fake, you guys! Stop the presses!

@aSoundofSleep hates work: Reduces Jalop time: I'd like to one-up Megan Fox in the hole.

I kinda like it. It's such an outrageous mishmash of randomness that it ventures past pure offensiveness and becomes somewhat likeable, like the math-class doodles of a schoolboy whose only automotive influences are a calendar with those supercars on it. It's the automotive equivalent of the uncanny valley.

@boosted-lego-wagon: You bastard, you beat me to it!

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: No matter how far they stray from the message - because let's face it, nobody can say the X6 is the "ultimate driving machine" with a straight face - that slogan is still inspiring.

@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: My BS Garage includes a Ford Nucleon and the Jetsons car, because nuclear power is the way of the future! Just like gas/electric hybrids!

@Syrax: Nigel. Pronounced Noyyyjil.

Oh sirrah! This is as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.

@engineerd: And if it wasn't for those meddling kids and that stupid dog.

@jduffy13: If you wanted to be even more douchey you could buy the front end clip and install it on the Volt, along with a handful of Opel badges.

@Ben Wojdyla: Ooh, how delightfully retro! (Say that line in Hedonismbot's voice.)

Well, that should do the trick.

@SirNotAppearing: Don't forget to ask the government for a bailout because of how important your magical technology is! After all, it's the future of horse-and-buggy technology.

@Foozy Ploosh Room: But the end is rounded off enough, so people won't hurt themselves when they run with them.

@jduffy13: You lost all credibility when you said "jabrone."