It's French, it's fast, you'll look good broken down on the side of the road, it's rare as hell, it's relatively cheap, you'll confuse the hell out of everybody, it looks like something out of an 80s computer game, and weird French mechanics will be your best friend. And all that can be yours for the price of a 4cyl…

@Al Navarro: "Do not recall viewing?" They're all right there in front of you, thanks to the magic of the Interwebs...

@engineerd is Switzerland: "You know, I didn't bring it down here. It's...it's kinda like Inspector Gadget, starring Matthew Broderick and now available on DVD from Warner Brothers, where if you touched it it might blow up, just like in the upcoming Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, arriving in theaters this…

Toyota Prius: $37,400AUD

Also, it's funny how all of my non-car-loving friends thought the [cars.com] commercial was "cute," while we ripped it apart here on Jalopnik, and the Hyundai Genesis Coupe commercial was "stupid, because cars are just hunks of metal!" I didn't dignify her comment with a response. But we really do live in two…

The Toyota Venza commercial reinterated the fact that the Venza is the worst thing ever created by mankind, even worse than ethnic cleansing. If there was an award for the commercial most likely to make me want to roundhouse kick small children in the teeth, that would be it.

Also, separated at birth?

"Miley Cyrus drives a Porsche Cayenne GTS."

And let's wish Jackson Pollock a very happy belated birthday! He would have been 97 today, presumably if he hadn't been doing any of those things we're Googling about.

I'm not impressed until they mount them on sharks.

@Ash78: It was also sold as a Chrysler in some markets, such as Europe, Japan, Australia, and Canada. Fun in badge engineering, indeed. Those bastards probably would have sold it as a Talbot if they could.

I'm glad to see that the 300ZX is pretty well-represented here. Of course, it doesn't hurt that the 300ZX was freakin' awesome back in the day, and still is.

You could also rent out the museum for the most expensive and sacrilegious demolition derby ever.

So would this make the Corvette Steven Seagal?

@JCWhitless - This post you are now reading is in the voice ...: GrammAr Nazis, sheesh! Are you stupid or something?

@pauljones: And usually they're too drunk to get offended.

@CypressCarNut- Feels very strange rooting for AZ Cardinals: Well, we've got a good start.

@mikedrawcar: He soon ditched the Tempo in a Safeway parking lot (keys in the ignition, windows rolled down) to buy a new Mercedes S600 Designo Edition with the 3.5 million dollars that the severance package also came with. The G6 was merely a rental for when the suspension was shot after he had too much sex with…

I saw a copy of Chuck Norris's book Against All Odds for sale at a New Jersey rest stop.

When I was waiting for that 2nd picture to load, I was thinking to myself, "that better not be carbon fiber. That better not be carbon fiber. Dear God, that better not be carbon fiber."